The pandemic closed the bodega, and the landlord turned the storefront into a curated smoothie bar. Funding for the community center evaporated. BrokeAmateurs’ last issue had been a PDF uploaded to a server she could no longer afford. M., who’d inspired the postcard, moved three flights down and left one week later with a suitcase and no forwarding address. Carrie kept going through the motions—emails to donors that never replied, a voicemail box full of rehearsed encouragements—but the gatherings fell to seven people, then three, then only her.

I'm assuming you meant "Carrie Bradshaw" from the popular TV series "Sex and the City," but I'll create a character profile for a fictional person named "Carrie Brokeamateurs." If you'd like, I can adjust anything to better fit your vision.

Would you like help interpreting what the software claims to measure, or finding scientific critiques of this technology instead?