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Power off the device. Connect the Sonoclock to a computer using a USB Type A to Type B

Here’s the critical revelation for anyone searching for a “web firmware update” for this device: In nearly all consumer clock radios of that era, the firmware (often just a few kilobytes of machine code) was stored in mask ROM – physically burned into a chip during manufacturing. No USB port. No serial interface. No internet connectivity. Not even a removable EEPROM.