The Holy Grail exists. It is patched, it is precious, and it is waiting for you in the dusty bins of the Internet Archive.
Sometime in late 2005 (or early 2006, depending on who you ask), a user operating under the handle baku_ghost_fixer uploaded a corrected version to a now-defunct FTP server hosted by the University of Tokyo’s digital folklore department . lolita1997 patched
He clicked the 'X' in the top right corner. The Holy Grail exists